Now It’s Getting Serious

BREAKING NEWS:  In the latest escalation of the sanctions and counter-sanctions imposed by Russia and President Mom-Jeans on each other’s citizens, the Road Superintendent of French Lick, Indiana has been denied entry into Russia.  President Putin announced this most recent measure in retaliation for President Mom-Jeans’s announcement that a week from Thursday he will freeze all assets of the Novosibirsk garbage collector.

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